So is the devil really black like in the painting or is this just what you want me to think?
BLACK IS EVIL ?
So is the devil really black like in the painting or is this just what you want me to think?
By this way of thinking it naturally follows that what you name a thing is what it becomes to you so to you God is white the Devil is naturally black right ?
This God of yours is how old ? because far as humans can figure the earth is al a lot older than the 2000 or 4000 years . None of your people that believed that god is white were borne and god if there ever was one was the mother father of us all ?... Mitochondria DNA proves this, your Gene's are from Africa not Europe and as much as you despise this fact and attempt to deny it It's so .Do your biology home work or
that karma will haunt you ... when you need an organ transplant (clue ) or so they say.
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Your Daily Moment of Zen (Modified to reflect
contemporary wisdom):
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do
not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not
walk beside me either. Just leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a
broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're
going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the
time to do it.
4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless
you aren't getting any.
5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be
replaced, you can't be promoted.
6. No one is listening until you fart.
7. Always remember you're unique. Just like
everyone else.
8. Never test the depth of the water with both
feet.
9. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try
missing a couple of car payments.
10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk
a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize
them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is
not for you.
12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and
drink beer all day.
13. If you lend someone $20 and never see that
person again, it was probably worth it.
14. If you tell the truth, you don't have to
remember anything.
15. Some days you are the bug; some days you are
the windshield.
16. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first
time.
17. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and
a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
18. The quickest way to double your money is to
fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
19. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
20. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light
side and a dark side, and it holds the universe
together.
21. There are two theories to arguing with women.
Neither one works.
22. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much
when your lips are moving.
23. Experience is something you don't get until just
after you need it.
24. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
25. We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get
slapped on our ass ...then things get worse .
26. The most wasted day of all is one in which we have
not laughed.
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Mrs. Rosenberg, a fine Jewish matron from the Upper East Side of
Manhattan, found herself stranded late one night at a fashionable
southern resort ... one that did not, ordinarily, admit Jews.
When she inquired at the front desk about a room, the desk clerk
looked at his book and said: "Sorry, no rooms. This hotel is full."
Suspicious about his mind set, Mrs.Rosenberg said: "I beg your
pardon... your sign says you have vacancies."
The desk clerk stammered and said, curtly: "I shouldn't
say this, but you know, we really don't admit Jews
in this hotel. Why don't you try the other side of town."
Mrs. Rosenberg stiffened noticeably & said:
"I'll have you know...recently, I converted to your religion."
Sensing something the desk clerk said: "Oh, yeah? Well,
let me give you a little test!"
"How was Jesus born?"
"That's easy" Mrs. Rosenberg replied:
"He was born to a virgin named Mary... in a little town, called
Bethlehem."
"Not 'Bad'!" replied, the clerk...
"Tell me, more."
Checking her memory, Mrs. Rosenberg said:
"He was born in a manger!"
"That's right," said the hotel clerk.
"And why was he born in a manger?" asked the clerk.
Holding her head defiantly high, Mrs. Rosenberg
reared back and said loudly, for all to hear:
"Because a putz like you, wouldn't give a Jewish
lady a room in the hotel!"
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