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Subject: Raised in A Black Church!

A little church humor...

You were probably raised in a black church if you can fill in the

blanks.

SEE IF YOU CAN PASS THE TEST!!!

"First giving ______ to God, who is the _______ of my life, I'd like to say I'm glad to be in the ________ of the Lord one mo'time. Cause he

brought me from a _____ long _____. I coulda been dead, sleeping in my________, but God is _______ all the ________, and all the

______, God is _______. He's a ________ over troubled waters. He's a mother to the ________, and a _________ to the __________, a

doctor in a ________ room, and a ___________ in the courtroom! (smile) He's the _______ of the valley, a bright and ________ star. He got

up early one__________ mon'ing, with all__________ in his _______. Pray for me that I grow _________ in the Lord." Also, as you look in

your church ________, under the special _________ please keep in your prayer _______ Sista Beulah-Mae Jenkins who will be having her

______ surgery this week. And while you give your tithes and ______ we humbly ask that

you contribute to the church _______ fund. We will be celebrating the pastor's fifteenth ________ so anybody

please who serves on the _______ board please meet in the ________ following _________. The women's auxiliary will be selling

________ dinners for $7.00 a ________ along with the youth ________ who will be having their

annual______ sale to help fund their trip to the National Youth Ministry __________ in Tennessee this summer.

Parents please be _______ that vacation _____ school begins June 19, please have your child ________ by May13.

You knew them all, if not most of them, didn't you?!!! You must

go to a black church!

(Answers are listed below)

Honor bible

head registered

house

Mighty/way

grave

good

time

good

bridge

motherless

father/fatherless

sickroom

lawyer

Lily

shining

Sunday

power/hands

stronger

bulletins

announcements

requests

hip

offerings

building

anniversary

usher

sanctuary/service

chicken

Choir

bake

convention

mindful IF YOU MISS MORE THAN 3 YOU NEED TO BE IN CHUCH ON SUNDAY!

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